here's something that will make you laugh

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the preacher asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The preacher then repeated his question. All responded this time except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she relied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell
us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

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